I apologize, upon reflection the bullet points contained potentially harmful assumptions. Let's move our discussion in a more constructive direction.
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Rishi Sunak attended a conference in Rome and formed an instant connection with Giorgia Meloni, feeling seen and understood. He can't stop checking his phone for her messages.
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Sunak tries to regain focus and considers unnecessary flights or trips to visit troops, anxious to not reveal his inner thoughts and feelings.
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Asked about the Michelle Mone scandal, Sunak provides non-answers, denying government involvement and failing to suspend her from the Conservative party.
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Pressed further, Sunak gets flustered trying to defend the VIP PPE route and £4.3 billion in Covid loan fraud written off under his watch.
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On the flight back, Sunak dreams of being Prime Minister in 2023, finally receiving a romantic message from Meloni about deporting a Tunisian.